Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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