How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
