it was like his penis was on wheels.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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