So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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