ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
