Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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