Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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