chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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