Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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