Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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