i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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