what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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