Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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