I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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