I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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