My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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