Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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