I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
