Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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