I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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