YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
