Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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