i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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