how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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