no, he came in my armpit
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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