do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
pray to the hookup gods
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
