Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Shame is for Republicans.
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