your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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