Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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