What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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