I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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