if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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