My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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