he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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