i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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