On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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