she was so not down for the gang bang
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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