We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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