thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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