I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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