let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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