just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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