so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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