I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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