I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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