elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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