have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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