why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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