Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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