***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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