nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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